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Todays Parody: Mary is Hung Over and Fucks up again. Robots that can Kill without Command, A couple Twitter Rants and Jessica Alba, Self Driving Van Wrecks 1 hour in, some weather in Delhi. Continue ReadingRead More »

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Todays Parody: Mary is back to Basic since he is to Fucked to even sit right. Why men Die First, A big Fucking Scare for a Baby, Fucked up Bis Ass Lizard, Some Fucked Weather, and a WW2 Bomb? Maybe. Continue ReadingRead More »

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